Searsport—Penobscot Marine Museum will be unveiling it’s long awaited new exhibit "More Old Boats and Shit" in late June.
As the tourist season opens in the cultural powerhouse that is Searsport so to will the much anticipated "More Old Boats and Shit" exhibit, a tour de force of even more 19th century water craft and other shit about the ocean or whatever.
Museum director Cindy Flanders is quoted as saying, "I’m very excited about this new exhibit. All those old boats and shit about sea captains really brings the past alive for the children who are forced to come here with their grandparents."
"Some of the boats are really old or whatever." She added.
One of the more prominent pieces--some old ship that sailed around about a bajillion years ago—cost the museum over thirteen thousand dollars to restore.
The ship, which looks surprisingly like all the other ships at the museum, is a masterpiece of 18th century design. Woop-de-fucking-doo.
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