Upcoming Events

Searsport, July 4th--Looking to see the fireworks in a quaint and backwards small town? Willing to bear the resentment of every local in the area for being from away? Then come on down to Mosman (the only) Park in Searsport, shove a red-cased piece of hog flesh into that gullet of yours, and prepare for fifteen minutes of excitement as the local Fire Department explodes tax-payers money in the sky to fulfill some ancient pagan ritual! Bring your mean dog!

Searsport, July 5th--Community Volunteer day. Mosman Park. Help clean the charred remains of the innocent from park benches. Free BBQ food, with mayo.

Frankfort, July 12th--Judd's Baptist Church charity cakewalk to pay for the class action lawsuit against them for the wide-spread allegations of sexual abuse. Plenty of cake for all the little boys and girls!

Thorndike, July 21st--Classic Car Drive In at the Ocean Breeze Pizza and Subs. Celebrate out-dated technology, burning fossil fuel, and the worst rock music ("....TURN THE PAGE!!!"). Loads of fun!