All News Reports published before the date you read this were created by a single Afghani Male somewhere in the Middle East. He suffers from chronic brain disease and is also prone to bouts of extreme assholism. Please disregard any posts before this one as they are entirely false and not even amusing.
So this wife goes to the garage cause she hears her husband crying.
She's like "What is it honey?"
and he's like "remember that day when your dad caught us having sex?"
she's like "Yeah..?"
he says "your dad gave me two choices. 1. go to jail. 2. marry you."
"so what?"
"i would have gotten out today."
entertainment purposes only. i got a new kitten today.
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